Cartoon of a marijuana bud character wearing a pink hat, holding a bong, and carrying a pink purse, with a slogan on the hat that reads 'We Spark Up at Four-Twenty.' The character is standing on a cloud, and there is a pink, wavy ribbon with the text 'The Heady of breakfast' as part of the design.

Maybe you’ve met her before. Maybe as chaos in a velvet dress.

You’ve met her before. Maybe as chaos in a velvet dress. Maybe as your favourite mistake. Maybe she’s the version of you that learned how to love with one hand on her chest and the other on the door.

She is the after-after. After the trust was shattered. After the texts stopped. After you stopped believing people meant it when they said forever. She’s what healing looks like when it’s still messy. Still mad. Still mourning.
But no longer hiding.

The Heaux of Heartbreak doesn’t beg for closure. She is the closure. The poem you read after everything burned. The laugh you let out on the way to a better life.

She seduces freedom back into your bones. She lets the fire touch her and calls it baptism. She rolls the weed, lights the ‘insense’ and teaches the us how to resurrect ourselves without waiting on an apology.